Dear Joe Biden 5.22.20

I think I’d like you more

If you stopped talking altogether

Just keep that pretty mouth shut

And this will all be just fine

Because every time that you open up your mouth

All of the stupid shit just spews out

Do you ever think before you begin to speak?

Or is it what ever pops into your little head?

You have everything going for you

No one can even come close

You are the best hope for the future

But oh my fucking god stop talking

Say nothing about yourself

We know you are better than the alternative

Make the distance between you painfully clear

And then go sit in the corner

Talk to no one

Under any circumstances

If a stranger comes to the door, pretend to not be home

If someone calls and you don’t recognize the number

Let it go to ducking voicemail

Just please stop talking

You’re making this so much worse

Every time you try to help

You somehow hurt yourself even more

It’s an uncanny ability that you have in spades

Let everyone else talk for you

Better yet, lead by example

Show don’t tell, never tell

Seriously we will get along very well

If I never have to hear your voice again

With all due respect

Shut the fuck up

Signed,

Concerned for Future