cats 3.27.20

the world is infected

and I’m sitting here

obsessed with joe exotic

and the fucking tiger king

documentary series on netflix

it gets worse and worse

a new low every minute

did Carole feed her husband to a tiger

how many wives does doc antler have

the world may never know

is it too much to ask to see a tiger

claw this mans face?

the phrase

hey cool cats and kittens it’s carole

will haunt me in my nightmares

thankfully joe exotic is in fucking jail

cause now I am watching him

threaten to kill carole

cause this dude is a maniac

a country singer

where every song is about tigers

you know really relatable things

so here kitty kitty

distract me more

so I don’t have to think about the virus

for another couple hours

let me watch some tigers